Our Emmy Award Winning Ticket-to-Happiness™ Script
Every EARTH SHERIFF™ will get a FREE COOL RANCH™!
(Colbert painted an ENTIRE house)
The OFFICIAL BIGGEST 2008 Emmy Joke - a FREE COOL RANCH™
Began as a Gift to Colbert on 12/25/07, and now the finished script is a
Full Movie Series to Help Make Team U.S.A. #1 Again!™